STATUS OF WOMEN

A scholar sat next to a General on a flight. The general asked the scholar what is his ocupation.Scholar: I'm into big business.

General: But what business exactly?

Scholar: I deal with ALLAH.

General: Ah. So you're a Muslim religious leader. I have one problem with you Muslims. You oppress your women.

Scholar: How do we oppress our women?

General: You make your women cover up completely and you keep them in your homes.

Scholar: Ah, I have a problem with you people. You oppress Money.

General: WHAT! How can we oppress money?

Scholar: You keep your money hidden away, in wallets banks and safes. You keep it covered up. Why don't you display it in public if it's a beautiful thing?

General: It will get stolen obviously.

Scholar: You keep your money hidden because it is so valuable. We value the true worth of women far, far more. Therefore, these precious jewels are not for display to one and all. They are kept in honour and dignity.

Story of a Young Confuse Man With 3 Question

Young man: Who are you? Can you answer my questions?
Scholar: I am one of Allah (SubHana Wa Ta`ala )’s slaves and inshaAllah (God willing), I will be able to answer your questions.
Young man: Are you sure? A lot of Professors and experts were not able to answer my questions.
Scholar: I will try my best, with the help of Allah(SubHana Wa Ta`ala ).
Young man: I have 3 questions:
Does God exist? If so, show me His shape.
What is takdir (fate)?
If shaitan (Devil) was created from the fire, why at the end will he be thrown into hell that was also created from fire. It certainly will not hurt him at all, since Shaitan (Devil) and the hell were created from fire. Did God not think of it this far?

Suddenly, the Scholar slapped the young man’s face very hard.
Young man (feeling pain): Why do you get angry at me?
Scholar: I am not angry. The slap is my answer to your three questions.
Young man: I really don’t understand.
Scholar: How do you feel after I slapped you?
Young man: Of course, I felt the pain.
Scholar: So do you believe that pain exists?
Young man: Yes.
Scholar: Show me the shape of the pain!
Young man: I cannot.
Scholar: That is my first answer. All of us feel God’s existence without being able to see His shape.
Scholar: Last night, did you dream that you will be slapped by me?
Young man: No.
Scholar: Did you ever think that you will get a slap from me, today?
Young man: No.
Scholar: That is takdir (fate).
Scholar: My hand that I used to slap you, what is it created from?
Young man: It is created from skin.
Scholar: How about your face, what is it created from?
Young man: Skin.
Scholar: How do you feel after I slapped you?
Young man: In pain.
Scholar: Even though Shaitan (Devil) and also the hell were created from the
fire, if Allah wants, in-sha-Allah (Allah willing) the hell will become a very painful place for Shaitan (Devil)

KISAH PENGEMIS TUA DI DEPAN KAMPUS UITM

Seorang mahasiswa sedang asyik berbicara dengan seorang pengemis tua di
depan kampus UITM.

Mahasiswa : Sudah lama mengemis di sini pakcik?
Pengemis : Ya... lebih kurang sudah 8 tahun , nak
Mahasiswa : Wah, sudah lama juga ya pakcik..sehari biasanya
dapat berapa pakcik?
Pengemis : Paling sedikit RM50.00 nak ..
Mahasiswa : Banyak juga ya pakcik
Pengemis : Bolehlah nak, untuk keluarga...
Mahasiswa : Ehhhh.....keluarga ada di mana?
Pengemis : Anak pakcik semuanya ada 3 orang, yang pertama ada di Universiti Putra Malaysia di Selangor, yang kedua ada di Universiti Utara Malaysia di Kedah dan yang ketiga di Universiti Sains Malaysia di Penang... Mahasiswa : Subhanallah, hebat-hebat keluarga pakcik ni...boleh tahan juga yerrr.. Eh..Anak pakcik tu semuanya masih kuliah?
Pengemis : tak arrrrrr....semuanya mengemis seperti pakcik....

*Perrggghhhhhhhhh!!! hampehhhhhh*